March 2012
19 posts
devilinmyshoes: forthedeaf: Guys, you have to like dick to be gay, dicks are disgusting. Because clearly vaginas don’t look like science fiction characters that want to kill you…………………….
Mar 2nd
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devilinmyshoes asked: I think I'm having a stroke from the cuteness after going through all of those slakdjflsadjfd
Mar 2nd
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Erik Phillips: JIMMY IS SO GAY
York "Ronnie the Bear" Conway: I know.
Mar 2nd
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forthedeaf replied to your link: This is a link to every picture of my face on this blog. I may be weird about complementing guys but York you’re an attractive man. You’re a ridiculous man.
Mar 2nd
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This is a link to every picture of my face on this... →
In case you wanted one.
Mar 2nd
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I am regretting cutting my hair.
Mar 2nd
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If you bring me sexual favors, I will pay you in sexual favors.
Mar 2nd
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Or any food.  If you bring me food, I will pay you in sexual favors.
Mar 2nd
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If you bring me bacon, I will pay you in sexual favors.
Mar 2nd
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rudivandisar replied to your photo: Haircut and beard trim. I kind of feel like a… Ay girl lemme get yo myspace. No.
Mar 2nd
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Mar 1st
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Never mind I’m getting Logan to do it.
Mar 1st
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brb cuttin mah hurr
Mar 1st
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If you think I’m letting your stupid fucking drugged out ass live here, you are fucking delusional.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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cavemanballerina: Bacon? Cake? Cakon. YAYCON.
Mar 1st
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astro-cynicism replied to your post: ORGASMS GIVE ME THEM YOU’RE TOO LATE, NOW I’M MAKING BREAKFAST.
Mar 1st
ORGASMS
Mar 1st
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Your existence is unfair.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum pokes himself in the eye with his mascara wand and involuntarily starts crying, ruining all of his makeup.
Mar 1st
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“I’m only vegan until I can master being whatever the word for ‘I...”
– Erik and I have a strange relationship.
Mar 1st
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February 2012
196 posts
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My neighbor just asked me if my apartment smells like a pool. Apparently her apartment has smelled like a pool for the past week.
Feb 29th
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devilinmyshoes replied to your post: So. CUT HER THROAT AND PISS DOWN THE HOLE. That’ll sort shit. You always know just what to say.
Feb 29th
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thethrillofit asked: A-I
Feb 29th
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doallthethingswithlove asked: J, K, L, M, P, Q, R.
Feb 29th
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Leave a letter in my ask and I'll tell you the... →
thethrillofit: A: Age. B: Where I’m from. C: Where I would like to live. D: Favourite food. E: Religion. F: Sexual orientation. G: Single/Taken. H: Favourite book. I: Eyes color. J: Favourite movie. K: Favourite TV show. L: Favourite band/singer. M: My best friend’s name. N: Favorite day of the year. O: Favourite color. P: If I have any pets and name. Q: What I’m...
Feb 29th
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So.
My therapist just got email-snarky at me because I have an issue calling her. Bitch, if you were doing your job we wouldn’t still have this problem.
Feb 29th
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Emotionally drained sexually frustrated
Feb 29th
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Listen Killer Queen - Queen (Isolated Vocals)
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Jasmine and York are dicks.
champagnesunflowers: They’re on my typos like poison on a dart frog. Fuckers.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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GREG.
I didn’t know that you really didn’t know what welp meant. Otherwise I would’ve actually answered.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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I think I fixed my sleeping schedule.
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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champagnesunflowers replied to your post: So here’s the thing. Fucking Christ, York, watch your fucking whore mouth, you goddamn bastard. You’re such a cockslapping asslicker. Shut the hell up, you shithead. There are delicate teens like me on your blog. You’re an adult, you filthy titfucking dickbitch. I’m talking about the 14-year-olds.
Feb 23rd
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So here's the thing.
I usually feel guilty about using an excessive amount of any sort of foul language because a majority of my followers are, unfortunately, teenage girls, but I just cannot anymore. So here is a message for all of you: Cocks. Ass cunt shit fucking twat whores and dicks and fuck and sweaty balls slapping me in the tits. Now that that is out of my system, goodnight and merry Christmas.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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imnotyogi replied to your post: imnotyogi replied to your post: OH ALSO. what… My ex took it for a while but had to stop because it conflicted with her hormone treatments. Said it was the only pill that really worked for her and would go back on it if possible. Recommended that I try it but I have no insurance blah blah blah Hmm. Noted.
Feb 23rd
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imnotyogi replied to your post: OH ALSO. what medication? i want to try wellbutrin since it doesn’t kill your sex drive but it increases the chance of seizures.. Serax. If you do end up taking wellbutrin, let me know how it works for you.
Feb 23rd
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