January 2012
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December 2011
205 posts
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devilinmyshoes asked: You flatterer, you. xx
wakingthegoldenwood:
“Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin.
“Don’t you see? We’re meant to be together.”
And maybe tumblr did see, deep down. But that didn’t stop him from glaring because it hurt, it always...
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Say what you want.
But I would do awful things to Adele.
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piecesofserenity replied to your post: The only sad thing about Kim Jong-Il being dead is…
yes. but there is kimjongunlookingathings
It’s not the same.
The only sad thing about Kim Jong-Il being dead is that eventually kimjongillookingatthings will run out of pictures.
“i will put on night vision goggles and fuck you like batman”
– Sometimes Tessa gets drunk
I'm Allowed To Move On But You Aren't
A completely fictional fiction novel by Y. R. Conway
TYPE YOUR NAME: York
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: gtvtyo9reki
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: York
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: yolfrttkl
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: m jf
My friend working at walmart: oh my god if i have to explain to one more person that we're out of tomatoes, i just might go postal
Me: What do you mean you don't have any?
Me: Are there some in the back?
Me: Could you check anyway?
Me: I want to talk to your manager.
Me: Will you get me some from another store?
Me: Is there a shipment coming?
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stupidgaydumb:
mobile tumblr is like a handjob it sucks but its better than nothing
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So when I was in Maine, I found a bunch of my older CDs that my niece had and I brought them back. These CDs include Pink Floyd’s Animals and Dr. Dre’s The Chronic, which I’m glad to have back. But there’s also a mix CD that Lyneth’s mother made for me that says “Yo, yo, yo” and “York’s Ghetto Mix” on it. I don’t remember it very...
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Laughing during blowjobs is never a compliment
Cry for all the stupid reasons.
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Dear tumblr,
This year your present is all the boners.
Love, York
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thethrillofchristmas replied to your photo: TONIGHT WAS FUN BUT I AM EXHAUSTED
i want the beard back
Shut up
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Merry Secularmas to all
and to all a good night.
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rudivandisar replied to your photo: Hey you guys I’m home.
I missed you and I was worried. YOU’RE GROUNDED.
You still could’ve messaged me. I was on AIM on my phone the entire time, twatwaffle.
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thethrillofchristmas replied to your photo: Hey you guys I’m home.
YORK
I tried to send you guys updates from my phone but it didn’t work out so well.
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Eve: I'm glad you aren't a godless heathen trying to steal religion away from America
Eve: How could you even
Eve: steal religion
Me: In my opinion
Me: Stealing religion is better than declaring war on it like our somehow nonreligious but also muslim from Kenya nigger president
Eve: MFELKNEFDJenZjsnfjKNJNFkjkzndjkNKdjfn
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Okay, but if you hate To Kill a Mockingbird, I...
bestillmyshippingheart:
Like, I actually hate you. For real.
I don’t want to be your friend. I don’t want to be around you. I don’t want to talk to you or hear about you or see you.
I hate you.
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