April 2012
384 posts
[[MORE]]I thought I’d broken myself of this but I guess there are still topics where I turn into an asshole instead of letting myself be vulnerable
wugs:
probably my least favorite thing in the WORLD is when someone says “every guy X” and i say “i don’t” and they say “it’s because you’re gay”
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Problem solving!
Laura: have to pee
Laura: don't wanna get up
Laura: send help
Me: I'll send you a bottle
Laura: ...I'LL JUST PEE EVERYWHERE ELSE BESIDES IN IT
Me: and a medicine spoon for you to fashion into a penis
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champagnesunflowers asked: YORK york YoRk hi HI YORK
Pissing all the people off all the time.
Me: I didn't know the kids' choice awards still existed
Oliver: I remember Jack Black did it like 4 times and I think after that kids were just scared
Me: I was just aroused
Me: I mean uh
March 2012
240 posts
Apparently they make aromatherapy stress-relief collars for anxious dogs
I want one for me
aphsexual:
welcome to my blog i hope you like gay men
“You’re always player 1 in my book.”
– I am god damned charming.
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George R.R. Martin on writing women
George Stroumboulopoulos: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
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thespoonrooster replied to your post: My ex and his little sister are in town Fucking…
Kill him? For my sake?
Do it for me
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My ex and his little sister are in town
Fucking fuck
Tessa: Can I email you a picture of an outfit and get your honest male opinion?
Me: You can get my honest gay opinion if that's what you meant.
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It’s snowing a little bit.
God, I missed almost-Canada.
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Hank and I are friends on facebook
this was bound to happen
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It’s times like this that I realize how grateful I should be for the people I’m in relationships with. I have a plethora of both emotional and health problems, it’s difficult for me to keep a conversation going within the first year or so of knowing someone, and I’m almost guaranteed to make your family and friends respect you significantly less just for associating with...
I'm Exhausted & My Insides Hurt
the heartwarming autobiography of Y. R. Conway
Not gonna bother
oldirtyhank:
Posting my tumblr crushes. I’m only happy when lumberjackprincess and thespoonrooster are on them.
I just got back to the house where I’m staying after a long day of working, and I’m not going to be here for long, but after I saw all your fucking likes, I had to check your blog.
LOVE YOU, TOO, BRO.
Internet.
Guys
I’m leaving for Maine at four in the morning, so I won’t update much tomorrow, and my posts for the next week or so might be few and far between.
I love y’all. I’ll be back as soon as possible.
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I don’t think you guys understand how much I love John Muir.
wugs:
i don’t think you all know how much i love stanley tucci
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queercakes replied to your post: Why are my organs so mad at me
Are you on your period too?
All the time
Why are my organs so mad at me
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Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
Hi, guys.
Today, I made bows with two lesbians.
I’m so confused.
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Anonymous asked: are you gay?
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I have people coming today and I am flipping my shit
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CandyPants: Christ. Supernatural injected you with its sparkly gay heroin and now Sherlock's gotten ahold of you. I FEAR FOR YOU, YORKUS.
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were-bear asked: answer all of them or i'll slice your scrotum.
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tulafish replied to your post: If you repeat “Why?” over and over again, Tessa…
why are you DOING this to me?!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I've not seen this one before. And if I have, fuck... →
oldirtyhank:
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8:Do you have...
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If you repeat “Why?” over and over again, Tessa gets really angry.
Shushing her works, too.
