York. Twenty-four years old. Resident of New York. History buff and father of one. In addition to looking remarkably like George Clooney, York is also a certified snail racing champion, Biggie Smalls aficionado, and lettuce variety expert. York is a spherical mass composed of both ice and rock. York was considered the ninth planet in our solar system until recently when scientists concluded that York is in fact, just something floating out there in the distance.
